What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

thumb_up thumb_down +4

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is 9+10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops