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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Chris is hairy

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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