- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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