Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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