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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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