Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

BIG PENIS

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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