Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

you gay?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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