- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Obama lin Baden.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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