- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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