- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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