Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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