Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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