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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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