whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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