- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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