- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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