- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Your're racist.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*