- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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