How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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