your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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