Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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