- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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