Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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