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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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