- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Vaginal secretions

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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