- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

once you go black your credit goes wack

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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