- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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