Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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