Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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