- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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