- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Jebron Lames.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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