- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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