- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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