What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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VITAMIN C!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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