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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

whats up and also down? your mum

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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