- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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