- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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