What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Christ is a conspiracy

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Sam Hengal.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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