- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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