- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

identical jokes get different votes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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