- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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