- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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