What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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