What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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american idol

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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