What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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