- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

9/11

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

hey guys im gay

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

what's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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