- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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