What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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