- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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