P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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