- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

knock knock go away!!!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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